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Vodka Root Beer Recipe.
What you will need:
- 2 oz. Vodka
- 5 oz. Root Beer
- Whipping cream for garnish
- Maraschino Cherry (optional)
How to make it:
- Fill glass with ice
- Pour vodka over ice and then fill with root beer
- Garnish top with whipping cream and cherry if desired
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When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me…
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coke, zanx and perks on friday. mdma and bacardi on saturday / sunday morning. i’ve taken m twice and each time when i was trying to come off i would watch hockey. thank you rangers/capitals & coyotes/kings. i have to slow down with this shit. but it’s so fun. uncle dannys talking with aunties and the kids. he must be sober. only took 2 and a half but it was great :) babysitting tonight, aunts are going out.. so i have to stay up now. need some weed to chill the fuck out. fuck my life. aha. i have to shower. but this morning though. teets the shit, gotta love him. and tia. cousins girlfriend. obviously love her. aha. wow when i read this when i’m straight i’m totally going to laugh! oooookay.. my uncle just walked from the bathroom to his room with his underwear OVER a towel. first time i’ve ever seen that. hopefully it will be my last. thank goodness our guy had no m’s. honestly i lost my self .. I don’t even know what i was writting about.. almost all sober now!
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