I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question... →
That awkward moment when you're in school
am-i-in-disney-yet: and all the girls are talking about Kim Kardashian and her fucked up marriage and all the guys are talking about last night’s Tosh.0 and Workaholics and you’re just like, “sup guys, joining THIS conversation”
*My first job interview*
Boss: "Do you abuse drugs or alcohol?"
Me: "No, of course not. Why would I abuse the things I love?"
... Yeah, I didn't get the job.