June 2012
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so far, so good. quite a bit of people came over today. made breakfast for dinner today. everyone ate like maniacs. geez i love my obese family. after everyone left and so did my uncle&cousin. i love when they leave. it’s so quiet without them here. so it was a very chill night with my aunt+cousins. cleaned and supervised. kids went to bed. smoked a jay & watching half of dog pound....
Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
sodamnrelatable:
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
It's crazy to think that in this very second right...
welcome to chicagoh: My first boner →
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me…
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WHY DO I CONTINUE TO DO DRUGS
coke, zanx and perks on friday. mdma and bacardi on saturday / sunday morning. i’ve taken m twice and each time when i was trying to come off i would watch hockey. thank you rangers/capitals & coyotes/kings. i have to slow down with this shit. but it’s so fun. uncle dannys talking with aunties and the kids. he must be sober. only took 2 and a half but it was great :) babysitting...
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I just had the funnest yet amazingly illegal 24...
operator: 911, what is your emergency
me: i'm ugly
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
